Malebag Blogging
So, someone got here last night via the Google string “scrotum gets really tight with caffeine”. Dude ( I assume it was a dude) gets points for spelling both of the hard words correctly, and for raising the very interesting philosophical issue of what constitutes “really tight” vis a vis scrotii (no, I’m not sure, either - look it up for me, will you? I think it’s rare to possess multiples.). I can’t make up my mind whether he was searching for a peril or a benefit.
Beyond my regret that this fellow, or gold-hearted girl doing research, no doubt went away empty-handed, I suddenly feel as if I’ve been missing something. The espresso machine is SO going in for an overhaul. I usually take it here, but I’m considering bringing in a urologist for a consultation.
Maybe it’s not the caffeine in the coffee - maybe it’s the steamer wand.
My best search-thru was probably “Britney Spears ass cleavage.”
Of course, I had posted about it…
oooh. you said steamer wand.
Maybe he was just looking for kindred, uh, spirits.
I think someone was looking for a doctor. That sounds painful.
Don’t touch that dial! Soon I’m going to post my latest selection of dick searches.
Marc - did you post about it before or after the search?
Roger - I’m so glad you’re a tea drinker.
Kathy & Robin - Depends on whether he was looking to cure the condition or
causefoment it.Dick - Looking forward to it, as long as it doesn’t involve you searching for your own.
>>I think it’s rare to possess multiples.<<
Obviously you don’t read the kinds of books I’ve been reading lately!
LOL.
(Chick smut has risen to a whole ‘nother level.)